{"id":2977,"date":"2015-01-28T20:57:19","date_gmt":"2015-01-28T20:57:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stefanhammel.com\/blog\/?p=2977"},"modified":"2015-09-30T21:00:57","modified_gmt":"2015-09-30T21:00:57","slug":"fred","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.stefanhammel.com\/blog\/2015\/01\/28\/2977\/","title":{"rendered":"Fred"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00ab Ceci est une poubelle \u00bb, a d\u00e9clar\u00e9 Louise alors qu\u2019elle me remettait le monstre en carton-p\u00e2te avec le museau grand ouvert. \u00c0 partir de ce moment-l\u00e0 Fred, le monstre de la poubelle, s\u2019est trouv\u00e9 assis dans la salle de d\u00e9lib\u00e9ration en attendant de la nourriture. Au d\u00e9but Fred se contentait des d\u00e9chets du bureau. Pourtant aliment\u00e9 par des d\u00e9chets mentaux de beaucoup de conversations il prenait go\u00fbt \u00e0 toutes ces choses dont les clients n\u2019avaient plus besoin et qu\u2019ils voulaient laisser dans la salle de d\u00e9lib\u00e9ration. J\u2019ai pris l\u2019habitude de pr\u00e9senter Fred aux clients. Avec le temps Fred bouffait les mots maladroits du th\u00e9rapeute et les pens\u00e9es lourdes des clients. Il bouffait des souvenirs accablants et des habitudes mal aim\u00e9es. Une cliente envoyait ses pens\u00e9es d\u00e9pressives m\u00eame de la maison \u00e0 Fred. \u00c0 la fin Fred mangeait aussi ce qui me pesait lourd. Et la nuit il pouvait \u2026 consommer tous les r\u00eaves disgracieux.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00ab Ceci est une poubelle \u00bb, a d\u00e9clar\u00e9 Louise alors qu\u2019elle me remettait le monstre en carton-p\u00e2te avec le museau grand ouvert. \u00c0 partir de ce moment-l\u00e0 Fred, le monstre de la poubelle, s\u2019est trouv\u00e9 assis dans la salle de &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.stefanhammel.com\/blog\/2015\/01\/28\/2977\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[174,223,186,269,185,281,184,128,115,144,246,235,182,224,146,229,163],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2977","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-addiction","category-alcoholism","category-conflict","category-failure","category-fear","category-francais","category-headache","category-health","category-helping","category-hopelessness","category-monsters","category-obsessive-compulsive-disorder","category-pain","category-personal-development","category-resignation","category-trauma","category-violence"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stefanhammel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2977","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stefanhammel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stefanhammel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stefanhammel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stefanhammel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2977"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.stefanhammel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2977\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2978,"href":"https:\/\/www.stefanhammel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2977\/revisions\/2978"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stefanhammel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2977"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stefanhammel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2977"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stefanhammel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2977"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}